Welfare Sugar Daddies

You might be thinking, what does that mean? Well, we know what a sugar daddy is. A young woman is being supported financially by a man with financial means for late night activities. How can I draw a parallel with welfare? Being a middle class tax payer, I pay over 50% of my wages to the government. I know not all goes into social programs but a fair chunk does. I am supporting everyone on welfare, me and the other 20 million tax payers. And like a mistress that pulls the plug on a sugar daddies fun by telling his wife, If I don't pony up my share of the tax bill I get thrown in jail or at least taken to court and made to pay what I owe! As for a wife, she'll take everything you own and you'll suffer for the rest of your life. So revenue Canada is a little more compassionate than a spouse. So as you can see we are sugar daddies to the welfare system and if we don't keep paying we'll be punished. You might be asking what we get out of paying for the welfare system. Just like a mistress, if you look at your paycheck you'll know your getting SCREWED!